Funnies

1. This is a conversation between Jamie and Hassie Clare. Hassie Clare said "Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy." Finally Jamie replies "What it is it Hassie Clare?" Hassie Clare said "I love you sweetie pie." Jamie replied with "I love you too." Four seconds later. Hassie Clare says "Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy." Finally Jamie says "Yes Hassie Clare?" She replies with "You don't say much ...... but I like you."                                 (Later I figured out that she got that line from the movie UP .... she is already a movie geek at 3)!
2. Quinn called Hassie Clare a Lobster Booty and then started laughing hysterically. Hassie Care started crying saying "I don't have pinchers on my arms. I have little girl fingers." This went one for 15 mins. They can add anything to the word booty and think it is funny! I discussed with them recently that a little soap in their mouth might help them remember not to call people names or say ugly words. Of course Hassie Clare wants to taste the soap to see if she likes it cause if it is not that bad it might be worth calling her sister a booty poopoo head.
3. The other day a Jehovah Witness came to the door. It was when we were all sick. The girls and I were curled up on the couch in our PJ's. I cracked the door and told them that we were sick and that we could not talk. If course they still tried to talk and asked me my name. I said "Heather." Hassie Clare was standing right beside me and she immediately chimed in with "Mommy your telling a fib. You're telling a fib and that is not nice. You name not Heather. That's a fib mommy." The whole time the JW men are just standing there staring at HC with a smile. Then they replied "Jesus forgives." I shut the door and locked it quickly.
4. Their cousin Josie lost a tooth. Last night at the dinner table I was explaining the process of how baby teeth fall out but grown up teeth take their place. Then I started describing how the tooth fairy works. Right off the bat I noticed Quinnie's eyes getting large. Within 30 seconds I could tell she was about to explode. By explode I mean have a mental breakdown. Quinnie does not like people dressed up as characters or stuffed animals that dance and sing. She is leery of EVERYTHING at all times. Both girls are petrified of their teeth falling out if they don't brush them. She immediately stopped eating her corn on a cob (her fav) and went and got her BB (blankie). After I calmed her down and told her it was all make believe and we wouldn't allow any of it to take place, even her baby teeth falling out, she started to calm down. She sat back up at the dinner table but wouldn't eat her corn cause she was afraid her teeth might fall out if she bit into anything. She will worry about this for months.  

To me there is no better humor then listening to a child.  I love the innocent way their minds work and the way they interpret life events. Jamie and I find ourselves laughing all the time at our kids.  I guess it is one of the many rewards for being a parent.